Post-Op Pondering, Take Two

I would just like to say that I truly believe it is impossible for one to appreciate the sheer multitude, length, and beauty of one's eyelashes until they have been cut off or in some other way removed. It is remarkable how significant an impact can stem from such a relatively tiny feature.

Praise our loving Father in heaven Who, knowing my vanity (and, I'm assuming, that of others) before I even had mortal form, decided that eyelashes would grow back in time.