Spring Break Headlines
(Hillsdale AP, in association with Sioux City AP)
Women Drive Twelve Hours on Caffeine and Laughter
"Flippin Idiot" Denies Use of His Salary to Fix "Sewer City"
Giant Cricket Hybrid Attacks Iowan Family
Purchase of Squaw Water Results in Questionable Photo Shoot
Desperate Housewife Caught Spying on Local GI Joes
Mammalian Couple Slain For Excessive PDA
New Course to be Offered on College Campuses Nationwide
Androgynous Pizza Hut Employee Confuses Community
Purple Egg Found in Overgrown Pasture
Boy Changes Spiderman Shirt After One Week
Ghetto Fareway Supplies Family with Sausage
Teens Swoon After Attending Josh Groban Concert
Death Toll Up After Kickball Fatalities
Pastor Demands Wife; Must Like Sushi and Bake Banana Cream Pies (please apply if interested)
Estrogen Time Irks Young Woman's Beloved
Tarantulas Found At Sioux City Mall
Chick-Fil-A Cows Apprehended For Graffiti
Woman Assaults Daughters, Guest with Chocolate Eggs
Cute Girls Spotted Buying Diva Sunglasses
Recent Poll Reveals New Trend: Long Distance Relationships
Papparazzi Catches Glimpse of Camara-Shy Child Star
Runaway Ribs Startle Diners
Michigan State Makes the Final Four!
Man Blames Family Fued On Dominoes
Madonna, Beyonce, and Eminem Cause Distress on I-80
Women Survive Drama, Trauma, and Traffic to Arrive Safely in Hillsdale, Michigan
Yay for Spring Break in Sioux City, Iowa with the Larsens!
Yay for being back in Hillsdale!
Yay for... lots of things, actually.
But I'm done for now.
The End.
Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Monday, March 14, 2005
As you may or may not have heard, Saturday, March 12th, 2005 brought a sense of deep loss and grief to the aquatic world and anyone touched by the life of a certain sucker fish.
Yes, Sniper the Sucker Fish is dead.
Every fish dies, not every fish really lives.
We find solace in the knowledge that Sniper, despite his tragically premature death, truly lived his life to the fullest. He was a model sucker fish, and should be an inspiration to marine life everywhere.
RIP, Sniper: 10.2004 - 3.10.2005
Beloved fish, ineffective tank cleaner, inevitable filter clogger.
Sniper is survived by his two loving owners, the rather indifferent Mu Alpha House residents, and his two tankmates, Killer and George Gaylord Churchill III.
For more information on how you can show your support by making a donation, please contact the Katie and Kristin Mu Alpha House Fish Fund. All proceeds benefit the surviving marine life.
Open Fruit 2-o bottle casket viewing has already taken place.
Plans for a memorial service to celebrate Sniper's life are in the works.
They are, however, postponed until a date, time, and plot can be reserved.
And *ahem* bagpipes wouldn't hurt.
On a lighter note, life is looking a bit different lately.
In a *good* (with cherries on top) way!
And may I say that having Joy Hendricks in Hillsdale thrills me to no end?
Yes, I may.
Good. Because it does.
The end!
Yes, Sniper the Sucker Fish is dead.
Every fish dies, not every fish really lives.
We find solace in the knowledge that Sniper, despite his tragically premature death, truly lived his life to the fullest. He was a model sucker fish, and should be an inspiration to marine life everywhere.
RIP, Sniper: 10.2004 - 3.10.2005
Beloved fish, ineffective tank cleaner, inevitable filter clogger.
Sniper is survived by his two loving owners, the rather indifferent Mu Alpha House residents, and his two tankmates, Killer and George Gaylord Churchill III.
For more information on how you can show your support by making a donation, please contact the Katie and Kristin Mu Alpha House Fish Fund. All proceeds benefit the surviving marine life.
Open Fruit 2-o bottle casket viewing has already taken place.
Plans for a memorial service to celebrate Sniper's life are in the works.
They are, however, postponed until a date, time, and plot can be reserved.
And *ahem* bagpipes wouldn't hurt.
On a lighter note, life is looking a bit different lately.
In a *good* (with cherries on top) way!
And may I say that having Joy Hendricks in Hillsdale thrills me to no end?
Yes, I may.
Good. Because it does.
The end!
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Can I just say that being lured into helping to clean up your own prank *stinks*?
And getting pelted with snowballs by eight guys armed with Airsoft guns, charging and yelling "FREEDOOOMMM" for effect kinda stinks, too.
Except that it's really funny.
Especially when you deserve it. And you know it.
Well done, Outpost.
I salute you, your PWN Force, and your icy driveway for putting me in my place.
:: white flag ::
And getting pelted with snowballs by eight guys armed with Airsoft guns, charging and yelling "FREEDOOOMMM" for effect kinda stinks, too.
Except that it's really funny.
Especially when you deserve it. And you know it.
Well done, Outpost.
I salute you, your PWN Force, and your icy driveway for putting me in my place.
:: white flag ::
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Apparently, I can''t consume caffeine in even modest amounts and maintain any kind of composure.
Apparently, Kristin enjoys the song "Daughters" just as much as I do, which is convenient considering our current status as roomies and members of Koon's unofficial John Mayer fan club. We don't actually have pins or anything, just so you know.
Apparently, the fact that Goldfish now come in colors somehow makes them more desirable. I never really cared about them much before; now they're nearly irresistible. Thank you, Pepperidge Farm, for changing my life.
Apparently, I like to blog even when I have nothing to say.
How lovely for you.
Apparently, Kristin enjoys the song "Daughters" just as much as I do, which is convenient considering our current status as roomies and members of Koon's unofficial John Mayer fan club. We don't actually have pins or anything, just so you know.
Apparently, the fact that Goldfish now come in colors somehow makes them more desirable. I never really cared about them much before; now they're nearly irresistible. Thank you, Pepperidge Farm, for changing my life.
Apparently, I like to blog even when I have nothing to say.
How lovely for you.