Apparently, I can''t consume caffeine in even modest amounts and maintain any kind of composure.

Apparently, Kristin enjoys the song "Daughters" just as much as I do, which is convenient considering our current status as roomies and members of Koon's unofficial John Mayer fan club. We don't actually have pins or anything, just so you know.

Apparently, the fact that Goldfish now come in colors somehow makes them more desirable. I never really cared about them much before; now they're nearly irresistible. Thank you, Pepperidge Farm, for changing my life.

Apparently, I like to blog even when I have nothing to say.

How lovely for you.