As you may or may not have heard, Saturday, March 12th, 2005 brought a sense of deep loss and grief to the aquatic world and anyone touched by the life of a certain sucker fish.

Yes, Sniper the Sucker Fish is dead.
Every fish dies, not every fish really lives.

We find solace in the knowledge that Sniper, despite his tragically premature death, truly lived his life to the fullest. He was a model sucker fish, and should be an inspiration to marine life everywhere.

RIP, Sniper: 10.2004 - 3.10.2005
Beloved fish, ineffective tank cleaner, inevitable filter clogger.
Sniper is survived by his two loving owners, the rather indifferent Mu Alpha House residents, and his two tankmates, Killer and George Gaylord Churchill III.

For more information on how you can show your support by making a donation, please contact the Katie and Kristin Mu Alpha House Fish Fund. All proceeds benefit the surviving marine life.

Open Fruit 2-o bottle casket viewing has already taken place.
Plans for a memorial service to celebrate Sniper's life are in the works.
They are, however, postponed until a date, time, and plot can be reserved.
And *ahem* bagpipes wouldn't hurt.





On a lighter note, life is looking a bit different lately.
In a *good* (with cherries on top) way!

And may I say that having Joy Hendricks in Hillsdale thrills me to no end?
Yes, I may.
Good. Because it does.


The end!